August 23, 2011

  • Scolding Weather

    Dear Hurricane Irene,

    Apart from the indignity of being named after my boss, why must you, once again, threaten my vacation time? Please turn north-east and sputter out at your earliest possible convenience or I shall be forced to subject you to the following video and hundreds others like it -- and make no mistake, I can.

    I don't think either one of us want that.

    Very truly yours,
    S7